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We are interrupting our regular scheduled whining to bring you some devastating news. Our friend Zhou, or Don Zhou as he is more popularly known as recently, has gone missing. He has not logged into Facebook today. I repeat he has NOT LOGGED INTO FACEBOOK TODAY. His last Mafia Wars update post was at 9.49pm yesterday. Normal protocol dictates that we can only alert the authorities after 24 hours. As of time of writing, he has been missing approximately 16 hours, but all of us know that these are some extraordinary circumstances.
- He's actually got a life. Nah that's just preposterous!
- Kena kidnap. Scratch that! He is of no worth.
- He is still sleeping, which is possible. But still...16 hours meh.
- The most probable explanation is, some classic Zhou "only-shit-happens-to-me" thing occurred.
You know maybe his net is down, or his laptop motherboard fried, or earthquake swallowed his house etc.
He is so hopeless without us. Please help us find him!
Anyway, if you have any information concerning his whereabouts, please notify....erm....the Godfather? =.=
