10 Truths about me

1. I am shy.

Camera-shy ler...

Ok fine I'm hiding because my face is so hideous due to my very recent (and cataclysmic) acne outbreak. I'm like the Phantom of the Opera now. Ya I know, "McD somemore la!" -___-




Some time ago I went out for dinner with my sis and a few Church people. I was sitting there quietly just listening to them chit chat and my sis commented, "My bro very quiet coz he is a shy person." Then one of the guys said, "He's a worship leader, always on the stage there. Where got shy?"

But its true. I really am a shy person inside. Its not in my nature to go around talking to people, and it takes great effort on my part to start conversations even with people I've known for years.

Unfortunately some people mistakenly take my shyness for sheer arrogance. Or at the very least I seem 'unapproachable'. So whenever people have something to ask/tell/comment about something I did, they would always go to my sis and mum instead.

You see! People don't believe I'm shy. Well if you agree with Danny, then you must be one of the lucky few who see the 'opened-up' side of  me day in day out.

Unfortunately this also means that you are exposed to my daily lameness.

2. I am lame.

"Hou Yeah" pronounced in Cantonese not yeng meh? =(

Sorry loh I know I lame.

And looks like you guys will have to tolerate my lameness a little while more.

3. I am officially healthy.

Blood test results are out and guess what? My cholesterol has gone down ALOT and is way below the danger zone and far lower than anybody else in my family. Now I claim the bragging rights. Even my mum remarked, "Looks like have to follow Ah Boy go McD liao."

Nowadays my mum and sis everyday eat oats to try and fight with my cholesterol level, and I will always taunt  them, "So health-conscious for what? Lose to me also." LOL!

But seriously, looking through the food content list the doctor provided, guess what food was on the top of the cholesterol chart? Thats right. Eggs.

4. I hate eggs.

Disgusting...

Man I had to make the pic smaller coz its just too disgusting. Yucks!

So anyway, if you aren't aware of my animosity towards eggs, you don't know me at all.

And as you just found out, it is not without just cause.

In addition to this, Mariel theorizes that my abstinence of eggs is the source of my legendary fairness.

5. I am fair.

Why bother? I'm all natural.

In high school one of my nick names was SK-II, coz my complexion was giving the SK-II models a run for their money.

Whenever I tell people of how I used to walk back from school everyday, or be punished to stand in the hot sun for 3-4 hours (coz I forgot to bring my school tie), or about the time when Danny and I walked back from Taipan to Sunway in the heat of the day......

Everybody, and I mean everybody had the exact same response:

WHY YOU STILL SO FAIR WAN?

Even after all the rigorous outdoor activities of church camps and stuff, all I do is turn pink and then I return to normal after 2-3 days.

So assuming the Best Fren is correct, abstaining from eggs is a smart choice. (Y)

6.I am smart. 

Tomorrow the Young Adults CG is organising a Christmas party and everybody has to bring a gift to exchange. Since we are cheapos, the gift cannot cost more than RM5.

So anyone wanna try guess what's inside that wrapped up gift box?

Ok shhhhh....don't tell anyone...its actually a RM5 note. LOL!

I won't bother to come up with excuses: Yes its because I'm just too lazy to buy a gift.

7. I am lazy. 

Forget it. I'm too lazy to describe how lazy I am.

But actually, money is the best gift lo. The recipient will 100% be satisfied with it, and he/she will definitely have a use for it. That is why money was invented in the first place to replace the barter trade system. Sejarah yo!  See I so smart.

Haiz if only I was smart enough to get a girl.

8. I like girls.

Make my wish come true...

All I want for Christmas is you.

I want to clarify something: Just because I'm always (and only) seen hanging out with guys, it doesn't mean I'm into guys ok? Its just that I'm not cool enough to hang out with girls =(

In fact the only girl I hang out with is my sis, and ALOT of people think that my sis and I are a couple. Serious. That of course can mean either two things:

1. We look very warm and loving <3

OR

2. We're so sad that we only hang out with each other -__-

Needless to say, its the latter.

HAIZ.COM

9. I am a Christian.

Christmas season is upon us, with all the pretty decorations and all the anthemic carols and songs. But let us not forget the true purpose of Christmas, which is to celebrate the birth of Christ.

Being a Christian doesn't mean that I'm a self-righteous 'holier-than-thou' kind of person. It just means that I have come to the realisation that I am flawed beyond description that I need a gracious and merciful God to save me from my sins.

I'm worship leading in the Christmas party tomorrow in addition to the Sunday church service as well, but I'm not even close to choosing my songs yet. As always I leave it to the very last minute.

Takkan sing Last Christmas right?




10. I am a procrastinator.