Bitterness

The other day my family tried this special tea that a client gave to us. It apparently helps reduce cholesterol. Seeing as my cholesterol level is well within the healthy range *coughs* I opted not to drink it. According to my poor family members, the tea was extremely bitter and had a very disgusting aftertaste.

 It was then that I started taunting them, "Tsk tsk. You see. This is what happens when you don't watch your cholesterol. Have to drink bitter stuff."

Sidenote: Lately I've gotten several text messages from friends saying, "Hey I'm at McD breakfast now. Its awesome!" or "Eh Phillip, you are right. Sausage Mcmuffin is damn chun!"

Seriously never eat McD breakfast before meh? That's worse than not knowing what Converse shoes are. *coughs*

Oh btw nowadays I never get the chance to eat McD breakfast anyway. Now my breakfast everyday is Oat Bran cereal, which used to be my lunch everyday.

But now that my Coco Pops is finished, Oat Bran is once again my lunch. So yea, I have the same thing for breakfast and lunch 5 days a week. If this doesn't reduce my cholesterol level to an all-time low, I don't know what will.

Ok back to the story. I eventually pitied my family so I decided to relieve their suffering by helping them finish the tea pot. But when I drank it, it had no effect on me. It wasn't bitter and there wasn't any aftertaste.

It then dawned on me: I have 'eaten' too much bitterness in my life already, thats why immune liao.

*+100 to Perception* 

Lame? =( But even my mum agrees with my hypothesis.

Ok here's something funny.

Filbert: I'm listening to English emo songs for the first time. I never listen before.

Me: Oh what emo song you listening to now?

Filbert: Katy Perry's Hot n Cold

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