If

If I had more time......
I would of read finish my entire CPA syllabus from front to back three times and still be free enough to personally thank all those that wished me happy birthday. 


Come to think of it, if I had more time I would of kept in touch with more friends so that I would have more people to wish me happy birthday -___- And instead of using instant messengers or posting on each other's Facebook walls, I would of written long letters and corresponded via snail mail LOL! Ok at least via email lah!


Might I add that Facebook wall posting is so impersonal anyway, and that combined with the use of urban slang especially while chatting through instant messengers, causes our English to decline. 

Despite our best efforts, we gave up after two minutes. Cheers for propery english!


Oh and I forgot to mention, taking the time to keep in touch with old friends is important so that I have more people to invite to my future wedding (or funeral, whichever comes first), 


If I had a wedding.....


I know that's a big IF....but still.....Zhou would be the worship leader (unless you are the best man). Mariel will be playing the piano for the wedding march (you can thank me later), oh but wait this is the most important part, in a BABY-DOLL DRESS! 


Filbert once asked me who will be my best man. My answer was, "Whoever is the one who provides the assist." Assist meaning the one who spotted her, or intro-ed her to me, or was a positive influence in anyway etc. His immediate reply was, "Wah like that I die lah!" LOL. So let this be an incentive to all of you to quickly help me get a sweet young thing!





Unlike Yong, I don't really have a 'wedding song' in mind, because that is something only girls do (yes offence). But for the sake of conversation, if I had to choose a song, it will be Shania Twain's You're Still the One, because of the lyrics. The best part is the first line: "Looks like we made it......" 
LOL LOL LOL! Bah. You guys have no sense of humour -__-


Alternatively, if my funeral comes first then, well Zhou will still be song leading. Mariel will still have to wear a babydoll dress (black one this time), and she will have to sing Leann Rimes's How Do I Live Without You. LOL! Just kidding, actually you guys have to play....





ITS CELEBRATION TIME! 

Perhaps my time seemed all too brief,

Don't lengthen it now with undue grief.

Lift up your hearts and share with me,

God wanted me now, He set me free!

Oh forgot to mention that my wedding (IF I do have one) will be in Paris. Not because its romantic or anything, but rather because I have a grudge against those Parisians who were busy kissing/hugging/ making out right in my face the last time I was there. Its pay back time!

I wonder whether you can get married outside of the Louvre.

But then again........


If I was that ridiculously rich.....


The first thing I will do is fill up two forms. One being the form to discontinue my CPA membership and the other being my job resignation. Then I will travel to Japan, Korea, China, and Europe (in summer this time). Don't know why but I don't feel keen on going to America or anything. I rather go to the Middle-east. 


Then once I'm back, I will set up a new company and employ all my friends to come work for me. Their job description is simply this: 
Play game with me.

Then I will also buy over Facebook and remove the "Ignore Friend Request" button. That feature has caused too much pain and grief for some people (ok just one person -_-)


Then I will give away the rest of my fortune to charity and missions, and go join some crusades and make my life useful. And once all of that has been finally achieved, I will pursue my true passion in life: Rotting.

Attempt no.241 to get tanned. 

Oh another thing I need to do is get an artificial tan. 


So many 'if' and 'wants' and 'more of' in my life. I'm sure everyone has. But this has just dawned on me: 


If everything went according to my own desired way, I wouldn't realise that I needed my Lord and Savior every single day.