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I'll be sitting on a plane to Singapore tomorrow, exactly one year after my last flight. (Wow time really flies!) In order to pick up Ah Meow from USJ and head to LCCT to catch the 7.20am flight in time, I will be leaving my house at 4am. Yeap -__-
Below are my tactics to stay awake while I'm alone on the highway:
1.Chewing Gum
Yes chewing gum increases alertness, focus and concentration. Thats why athletes are always chewing gum.
2. Listen to loud music
Not just any loud music though. I prepared a CD full of praise songs by Planetshakers and Hillsong:
3. Get a good night's sleep
This is by far the most important. But when you're so used to sleeping at 12-ish or 1-ish, how in the world can you fall asleep by 10pm.
With my stoning skills that can rival those of Tibetan monks, its highly unlikely that I can just lie on the bed and doze off.
Therefore I thought of all kinds of methods to tire myself, even resorting to watch seemingly boring stuff like Care Bears: The Movie.
But its actually quite kancheong wor LOL! Now I'm reading up about the Care Bears on Wikipedia. -__-
However its not the morning trip that I'm worried about, since I'll be excited to see someone (CHEH I GOT SAY YOU MEH? Dun perasan k!), its the return trip that I'm concerned about. I could always bunk at Yong's place instead of driving straight back to Melaka but I would rather much go home.
Just in case I don't make it back alive, here is my will. Yes you can take this to the probate court:
My face is to be donated for skin-care research. My internal organs are to be donated to research on the consequences of excessive consumption of fast-food. The rest of my body can be burned.
Money and car obviously goes to mum. She's the only woman in my life that never cheated me. Actually no she always con me too e.g "That's not egg, its just cheese!" Shi sang zi you ma ma hao?
WEB OF LIES!
Ok here is where you guys come in. Listen up.
Daryl you are entrusted with the save file of my Baldur's Gate 2 game. After countless attempts, I have yet to finish it because I failed to kao the sultry drow Viconia. Sad. Real life fail, gaming life also fail LOL!
Since you have finished Dragon Age multiple times and since Dragon Age is the arguably the closest game to Baldur's Gate 2, and since you are also 'successful' in real life, KAO HER FOR ME AND FINISH THE GAME DARYL! PLEASE!!
Ok next.
Zhou you are entrusted with my Fantasy Football account. Since God has obviously favoured you these past few weeks, and since Yong is emotionally unstable at the moment (LOL!), I'm giving you the responsibility.
Username = yeahyeah86
Password = the same as my WOW account and almost everything else -_-
HEY DUN LAUGH AT MY CURRENT POSITION!
Like Ms Cyrus says:
Ain't about how fast I get there
Ain't about what's waiting on the other side
Its the climb~
Ok I can't think of anything else to put in my will. Guess the rest are just unimportant.
I should really try to start sleeping. Haiz.
The things I do for you -__-
Edited: Its 11pm and I'm wide awake gg.com.
